There are jokes, then there are ‘dad jokes’ which are on a league of their own, we have all been victim to them at point in our lives or another. Hence, in spirit of just that let’s see what are some of the other dad jokes we might have missed, because you can escape everything but you cannot escape Abba jokes.
1. Cashier: would you like the milk in a bag sir?
Dad: No just leave it in the carton!
2. Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t”t see himself doing it.
3. Dad, did you get a haircut? No I got them all cut.
4. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
5. How many apples grow in a tree? All of them.
6. What do you call a mexican who has lost his car? Carlos.
7. Want to hear a joke about construction? I’m still working on it.
8. Can February March? No, but April May!